Monday, May 11, 2009

Heterosexuals


The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals, and 362 to heterosexuals. This doesn’t mean God doesn’t love heterosexuals, it’s just that they need more supervision.
Lynn Lavner

5 comments:

  1. [It's still legal - and always God-honoring - to air messages like the following. (See Ezekiel 3:18-19.) In light of government backing of raunchy behavior (such offenders were even executed in early America!), maybe the separation we really need is the "separation of raunch and state"!]

    In Luke 17 in the New Testament, Jesus said that one of the big "signs" that will happen shortly before His return to earth as Judge will be a repeat of the "days of Lot" (see Genesis 19 for details). So gays are actually helping to fulfill this same worldwide "sign" (and making the Bible even more believable!) and thus hurrying up the return of the Judge! They are accomplishing what many preachers haven't accomplished! Gays couldn't have accomplished this by just coming out of closets into bedrooms. Instead, they invented new architecture - you know, closets opening on to Main Streets where little kids would be able to watch naked men having sex with each other at festivals in places like San Francisco (where their underground saint - San Andreas - may soon get a big jolt out of what's going on over his head!). Thanks, gays, for figuring out how to bring back our resurrected Saviour even quicker!

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  3. Dear Anonymous, your point makes Lynn Lavner's point precisely. Heterosexual pornography and human trafficking is far more prevalent than that of their homosexual counterparts. To that end, if you logic holds, then it is heterosexuals who most quickly hasten your savior back to this earth.

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  4. It would be nice if there was an edit feature, rather than a delete and resubmit feature. Typos must be fixed, after all.

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  5. Dear Anonymous, it is interesting that you bring up Lot, for Lot was the pious man who offered up his virgin two daughters to a mob of men to gang rape. Later, his own daughters raped him.

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